McKay AhPing is not me, but I guilted him into writing this post. If you want to write for Gordy(Gordy)Blog (travel tips or photos, funny stories, etc.), send me a message on the contact page.
Now that you’re reading my blog, let me tell you how amazing Japan is!
Imagine a world where crime doesn’t exist.
Hint: This world doesn’t include Washington, D.C.
Imagine a world where your butt gets more pampered than your face.
Hint: This isn’t the Clinton Presidential Library/Massage Parlor.
Imagine a world where Hello Kitty comes in breakfast form.
Imagine a world where everyone else is so formal they make you feel like a slob.
You’re wearing jeans? Ew.
Imagine a world without children.
Birthrate: -1.4 and falling.
Imagine a world that blurs the lines between dreams and reality.
Imagine a world where you can reserve a karaoke room like you can a restaurant table.
Imagine a world where people can become Christmas decorations.
Imagine a world where you’re blinded by flashiness.
Imagine a world where fashion comes first. Then work. Then video games. Then maybe family.
Hint: This isn’t Wal-Mart.
Imagine a world where ancient meets modern.
Imagine a world where gamers come out of their mothers’ basements.
Imagine a world where cat ears are socially acceptable.
“Im on the right track, baby, I was born this way.”
Imagine a world where your toughest choice is which Coke machine to use.
Imagine a world of both excitement and zen.
Imagine a world of ancient trees and holy forests.
Imagine a world where heaven meets earth.
Hint: This isn’t Utah.
To find out about cities around the world, visit McKay’s blog WhatToExpectIn.blogspot.com.