How to go to a Russian banya

Stripped naked + stuck in a hot room + drowned in ice water + beat with leaves = a Russian banya. Banyas are the Russian version of saunas, except they make you want to die while you’re in them. They’re real great when it’s all finished, though. There are three general areas of the banya: […]

Dear Future Russian Missionary

I remember when I got my call to serve as a Mormon missionary in Russia. My literal thought was, “Seriously? I’ll go, but I’m gonna die.” When I submitted my mission papers, of course there were places I would have liked to serve — England, Australia, SPAIN (ugh, little brothers) — but I was okay […]

Sporty Gordy

“Have you ever played baseball?” “No.” “But you are American!” NOW Taiwan Dad was asking the hard questions. It hadn’t been so hard for him to recruit me onto his softball team. He’d called earlier in the week and asked, “Gordy, can you come to my softball game this Saturday?” I replied, “Will there be food? — […]

I hated Japan.

McKay AhPing is not me, but I guilted him into writing this post. If you want to write for Gordy(Gordy)Blog (travel tips or photos, funny stories, etc.), send me a message on the contact page. Now that you’re reading my blog, let me tell you how amazing Japan is!   Imagine a world where crime doesn’t exist. Hint: This […]

You can never run from sharks.

As I’ve mentioned before, my biggest fear is sharks. I hate them. They will eat you. They will eat you. Even so, I really like swimming. I’m from freaking California, it’s in my body. So when I was visiting Hong Kong, I went to Stanley Beach. It’s a nice beach because it’s clean and secluded.  Plus, my […]

King Hong Kong

Follow my blog with Bloglovin This weekend I visited Hong Kong, which was named after King Kong, the sister city to Hong Zilla, named after Godzilla. Hong Kong is a peninsula and several islands off the coast of China. The peninsula is called Kowloon and the mountainous area above that is called the New Territories. Actual Hong Kong is an […]

Picture vomit: Taiwan

These are some pics I took of some places I went during my last week in Taiwan. 😉 Sun Moon Lake Wen Wu Temple After being in the big city for two weeks, it was nice to bust out and get into nature. We (my fellow white American teachers and I) were able to visit […]

Saucy pants

Okay people, so I thought I’d try the thing where I try to teach y’all how to make food again, but this time, I decided to do something that I legitly know how to cook. Tomato sauce is something that I eat sometimes. It can go on pasta, lasagna, or homemade pizza (but I’d use […]